Hannah, A Dirty Ditty

Her name was Hannah, she came from Montana
where all the cowboys are strange
They're always horny, but cactus is thorny
that's why she won't fuck on the range

She ran off to the city to show her big titties
at a place called "Shakin' Not Stirred"
She was hot, the boys came at a trot
she got rich without saying a word

In came Big Daddy with a shiny new caddy
said "Girl, I'll show you the world"
Just on a whim she went off with him
and now she's all diamonded and pearled

He passed away in just a year and a day
some say she loved him to death
He was peaked and thin but had a big grin
and that's how they laid him away

Poor little Hannah moved back to Montana
with all her jewelry and cash
She bought a big ranch on the Big Sandy branch
and pays someone to take out the trash

Hannah grew older and her eyes got bolder
she started looking for strange
Found a hot young stud to warm up her blood
and now she's at home on the range