Mostly, I’m a laid-back, easy goin’ kinda guy.
I never have a nasty thing to say
When you want to bug me, though the certain thing to try,
Is let me see your ign’rance on display.
When I’m in a supermart, what really bothers me,
A line described by signs as an Express.
‘Neath the sign they have a posted warning I can see,
That tells me “Seven items here or less.”
When I see a public sign and spelling is so bad,
I wonder ‘bout the info it contains.
Irritated is the word describing me, not mad
That people advertise their lack of brains.
Many more examples can be seen ‘most any day.
Of people showing what they do not know.
All I have to say is “Buddy, if I had my way,
The folks who are in charge would have to go.”