Simon and Garfunkel - The Flasher

The definitive Simon and Garfunkel

The Flasher

I am just a flasher and my cock is often seen
From the streets of San Fransisco
To the New York subway... but they say it's small
All lies and jest!
Still a girl sees what she wants to see
And disregards the best
Sigh sigh sigh

When I leave my home and my cock is primed
A feeling such a joy... in the company of strangers
In the twilight of the local park, they're running scared.
Laying low, seeking out the pretty girlies
Looking for the places up their legs I want to go.
High high high!

Asking only "Have you seen it?"
Watch them looking at my knob, but I get no offers
Just a "come on here's the cops now get the fuck from here"
I do declare, there were times when they almost caught me
But I ran off down the road pretend I wasn't there
Ha ha ha!

Now I'm stripping off my winter clothes and wishing it was warm...
Going down
And the New York City winters don't agree with me
Don't you see?... getting small

In the clearing I am standing and a flasher by my trade
And I show off my credentials
To every girl I see in town
And watch until they cry out
In their anger or their shame
It's a penis! it's a penis!
But the cops come all the same...
Bye bye bye (repeat until jailed)