The mile high club

To America i did fly,
I sat by a girl so cute i could cry,
After a few drinks
I thought "I'll see what she thinks."
So I whispered "do you want to join the mile high?"
She answered "Oh my!"
I stood up to go to the loo
She said "When i tap the door it'll be you know who."
I grinned as i walked down the aisle,
I had always wanted to join the club of a mile.
Soon we squeezed in the lav,
Feeling up the girl I would soon have.
It was lots of fun
When I felt her bare bum.
She bent over the sink
Which made me think?
Her ass was like a massive peach
Will my knob be long enough reach?
I gripped tight hold of her suspenders of fishnet
And she cried "Is it in yet?"

Soon we were back in our seat,
She mumbled "you are lacking in meat"
I grinned and whispered "I loved tickling you sprocket,
And your knickers are in my pocket.
She looked sad and said "I wanted to join the club
And all i got was a sticky bum rub."
"Ah sorry about that" I said
"If i get a blanket could you give me some head?"
Soon the elderly woman by the window
Said where did the young girl by me go?
Her head was going up and down in my lap
I pretended to have a knap.
Turbulence made the plane drop like stone
And down her throat went my bone.
I saw that she could not breath
I gripped my seat and began to heave.
I could not help but gloat
As I fired my load down her throat.
Soon we came down to land
She nearly had an orgasm on my hand.
"What a crap flight"
She said "Bye bye" with all her might.
I said "See you in two weeks "
On the return flight I'd hope to get between her ass cheeks.
Then the elderly lady rubbed my knee
And said "in 2 weeks you'll be sat next to me!"
She took out her false teeth and smacked her lips
I'm going to suck your tips
Until you are raw
And you will walk like John Wayne, thats for sure.