I’m forced to make a statement
And I’ll do it and be glad
In response to all you people
Who say that porn is bad.
You say it rots the mind
And causes cultural decay
But that is all full of shit
So I say “NO WAY!”
Sex is natural and a desired state
Even if it’s just to masturbate
But every time someone starts to love
You lock the door and tell us all to shove
You say it is dirty
And meant not to be seen
Well I say you’re wrong
It’s perfectly clean
So here’s the trick
If you want porn beat
Just quit being a prude
And have sex in the street!