Waiting

Author’s Note: To the tune of “On Top of Old Smokey”

In a long line of cars
Watching the clock
The minutes tick by
No time for small talk.

It’s very boring
I wish I could be
At home in the bathroom
Cuz I’ve got to pee!

Waiting on children
To get out of school
Is hurting my bladder
These rules are so cruel

How long does it take
To run out the door?
Oh shit, it’s too late
I peed on the floor.