What did I Miss

What did I miss?

Eating takeout wings on the floor at midnight
Making love on the hearth by firelight

Reading erotic stories to each other in bed
Or watching the occasional adult movie instead

Letting me give your kitty a shave
But neither of us playing the role of a slave

Holding you close and dancing to a song
Feeling your cheek to find you were wearing a thong

Giving you the occasional trim
To reveal the beautiful lips of your quim

I used to eat you out before we would fuck
Now when I do you only say “yuck”

The days of thongs, shaves and trims wane
You don’t think being sexy is worth the pain

We once spent the night cuddling away
Now when I’m close you‘re “too warm” and you move away

What used to elicit an evening of sex that was best
Now gets “you must be horny, don’t be a pest”

Foreplay used to be slow and sensual
Now it’s so quick it’s barely consensual

The flames of passion once burned bright
Just like the lovemaking by candlelight

Something happened in the past few years
That I wouldn’t have expected in my darkest fears

The burning passion of bygone days is
Like a 30 second reheat in the microwave