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Whimpy and Olive Oil!

by Uncle Pervey 10/18/04

Whimpy buggered Olive Oil,
When he would get his chance.
He even gave up "Burgers,"
To get in Olive's pants!

This made Popeye real angry,
This was HIS OWN reserve!
So he told old Whimpy off,
Whimpy had too much nerve!

Popeye was still suspicious,
He hid behind the house.
He knew Whimpy was sneaky,
He knew he was a louse!

Sure enough he caught Whimpy,
Come sneaking through the grass.
Popeye didn't waste no time,
But kicked old Whimpy's ass!

Whimpy quit sneaking around,
Because he was too sore.
Popeye'd kicked his ass real good,
So Whimpy came no more!

Popeye does his Olive now,
And "nails" her tight back door!
He knows what a "Good Thing" is,
Much BETTER than before!

Meantime poor old Whimpy has,
Had Popeye kick his ass.
Has gone back to hamburgers,
And he claims "They're first class!!"

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