Bat Lawless: Private Dick

And he came all over her ass.

"That was aces..." He said.

*****

A few hours later, after inhaling another ether rag, Bat went over to check the mail. And as he walked through his secretary's office, he couldn't help but shake the feeling that something was terribly wrong. All of his cocaine, replaced with common baking supplies. Who could do that? Only... only a Rembrandt of Crime.

And then it came to him, shooting him in the face like the last cum shot in a bukkake scene.

"DANNI!" He screamed. "DANNNNNI!!!!!"

"I'm six feet away from you," She said patiently.

"Did you file my upskirt photos under nudes? Damnit Danni, I've told you a thousand times, if she has any clothes on, it goes in the non-nude category!"

The End