Beauty and the Geek Ch. 29

"Yeah," Charlie agreed wistfully. "We've been through a lot, haven't we?"

"It's only been two years since we first hooked up," Miley recalled. She stared at the golden wedding band on her finger, "But it seems like forever."

Charlie was silent for a moment before asking, "You think we'll be like one of those cute old couples when we're seventy years old? You know, like the ones who have been married for fifty years and still look like they're totally infatuated with each other?"

Miley nodded enthusiastically, "Definitely." She sucked some more shake through her straw and considered what she and Charlie would be like fifty years from then, "Um, Charlie? You don't think your dick will shrink, do you?"