Comings and Goings

I started seeing a new person a few days ago. He had a long car ride home from work ahead of him and I decided to keep him entertained, as much as I could given that I live in a collective and often run up against interruptions from curious cats and bemused roommates. The roommates don't join in. It's not that kind of story. I'm just easily distracted. Here's our unedited chat transcript:

Go ahead

I'm thinking

Goal is sending something moderately sexy while getting myself off. Limitations: it's got to be one handed and I'm not that good at Swyping. So I'm mostly dictating this. Good thing the roommates aren't home. Also, I might die of embarrassment first. Let's see.

I've taken off my pants because those majorly inhibit access to like anything fun.

Roommate interference

Sticking to Swype

Maybe I don't have to stop

I think it's Claudius

Went through Flower's room

[I lied. One edit. I changed my roomies' names because they're super distinctive. Oops. Otherwise I'm totally a reliable narrator. No, really. I was super pleased with how hard I came and thought this might help you too. If you were wondering if this was going to be all straight-laced romance or only hot smut, this interjection should give you a sense of the horny goofy sex posi feminist I am.]

But this cat might catch me yet

[The cat is named Klaus. I haven't changed his name because he's not as well-established in the community and he's totally an asshole who doesn't respect closed doors and boundaries. I'm done interrupting now though.]

I'm rubbing my clit

I've just remembered how sex stories work.

I've forgotten again because my phone keeps switching off to Wi-Fi and ruining the mood.

Anyways hand on clit and to be perfectly honest not getting wet quickly

Thinking about how you might be reading this and mildly straining against your pants.

Do you drive stick shift? I don't remember but i think not.

That means maybe you'll have a phone holder gizmo

And maybe you'll leave the phone in there and leave one hand wisely on the wheel

And maybe you'll use the other hand, I'm assuming the right, to shift your bulge, by which i mean your penis (do you have a preferred slang, cock or dick or boneshaker or whatever?), in a better position for discretely rubbing.

Your car is short and even though you've got wide lanes you probably won't take it out – whatever you call it. I could dare you.

But anyways, you'll shift to stroke it, probably through your pants

The thought of it has made me wetter

But it'll take more lusty thoughts

Im hard at a toll booth

I remember lying back

Hahaha

Spread out and spread eagle on the beanbag

Flying high on lust and marijuana

Let's take a moment to appreciate how lyrical my stream of consciousness sex prose is.

Your lips on my cunt.

I like cunt

And pussy

Vulva even

So your lips are on my cunt

I'm very wet now

Claudius is making lip smacking sounds at his cat

I am raising and twisting my hips

Bringing my soaking pussy up to meet the index and middle fingers of my right hand as they twitch back and forth

My hips are gyrating in a tilt a wheel fashion up to the right and down and around. A figure eight of fun

I love that you're going to cum while thinking about me

The roommates may have some sense that I'm fondling myself

I love that you've said that. It really turns me on.

But dictate be safe

I'm a lot wetter and it feels good to push my hands in a line

My fingers run on either side of my swollen clit

Describing it has heightened my observational powers.

Im pulsing my dick against my pants a little

You made me so hard

It's a long line, running from the top of my labia, still within my pussy lips to the bottom of my vaginal wall. Still staying outside

I'mimagining your hard dick, the shaft running across me

Spreading my pussy lips

But not entering me

Back to the tilt a wheel

And widening my hips

I'm only nominally not penetrating myself

Fuck it

I'm plunging my middle finger deep inside me

Slowly

I'm dripping on my beautiful clean sheets now

More fingers

You get so wet for me

I do

I'm thinking about your dick

It's a lot longer than my fingers

My finger cock won't stretch and fill me

I've moved it back to rubbing sweet circles around my clit

Itexcels at this

I bet your dick is feeling too small for your pants right now

It is

Wait

Youknew Edgar i meant

What i meant

The head is aching for some softer contact and less restraint

I'm rubbing all my fingers against my clit now, a wide plate like your tongue

I hope i finish in time for you

I'm liking this so much though

I'm not hurrying

My fingers are squelching

Cat cockblock and undesirable having to interact with roomies

Okay

I'm wondering how you'll manage your stiff dick

Will you come before you come home

Will you need to fuck yourself or fuck your girlfriend? I know she can make you hot but i bet it'll be great thinking of all the women who lust for you

[I lied again. One more interjection. I dunno. Maybe you get off on cheating fantasies. Maybe I should consider your boner. But I don't. And this isn't that. We're poly. It's consensual. And that's a huge turn-on for me. I like the idea of getting him revved up and sending him home. See I care about your boner. These transitional sentences are for you. New porn for your pleasure. So meta rn. I'm thinking about your cunt now. Or your cock. I'm thinking of YOUR dick hardening and straining against your pants as you think about fucking me. I dare you to take them off. I'm thinking about how wet you're getting now that I've finished that short clarification. Are you rubbing sweet circles on your clit now? Did I tell you how large and glorious my breasts are? They're really great and maybe you'll be holding them, teasing my nipples. Touch yourself for me. Tell me how hot you're getting.]

I think i need to come soon

Maybe i can come again

Sometimes it's harder without help

When i get back to my toybox I'll pull out my goodies

I think my satisfaction will have to wait

I have a pink rabbit because of the pervasive cultural influence of sex and the city and also because it is rechargeable with variable speeds and feels amazing

I'll slide it inside my ready cunt and wait a sec to turn it on

Just rub against it

Then turn it on slowly

Theears will pulse against my clit and I'll use my hands to pinch them tighter

In a very meta narrative the vibrator will substitute for your warm member

Are you going to cum for me?

And fuck that pussy

Cat that keeps opening my door

Okay yes

I'll come for you

I'm ramping up

Thinking of your face and how you're liking this

And your cock and your mouth

Imagine im pulling your hair and bit on your ear

And the way you'll be grabbing my hips next time

Biting

Yes

Just as i thought roomies ruined it i came

My ass clenched and my toes curled i

Raised my head back

And brought my hips high

Ibit my lip to still my cry

I'm still pulsing against my fingers

Good job

I'm bring on aftershocks

Thank you for your approval :/

Fuck it I'm going all in

I've flipped to my stomach where i can thrust down and wiggle my ass

I think about you pulling my hair back as I slam back into you faster and faster

Lemme know if i should stop. Check these whenever

I'm already back on the edge

But I'm thinking of you lubing a finger and teasing my asshole

While i keep swinging back and forth

Feeling you fill me completely and withdraw to the tip

Your cock is so warm and full

And so deep from behind

You press two fingers against my ass and it yields to you after a moment and a thrust

You hook them down and can feel your dick through the wall

This feels pretty great for both of us as you pump your fingers slowly in and out of my tight ass

Your cock is fairly slipping out of my wet pussy and you're eager to try anal

Slowly carefully with some extra lube on top of my own juices you're poised at the entrance

You push back against me as a reach back to guide your hip

It's long minutes between the time my ass first spreads for you and the time you reach your full length inside me. I've wiggled and inched my way to envelop you fully. .

At this point i imagine there's some satisfied sighing and awesome pleasure at the view and the sensation and tightness and fullness

You let me guide you out a little and push back in

A few slow thrusts and you take over excitedly but cautiously building speed

You pull back further each time until the flushed head of your penis is all that remains inside before you draw me back against you again.

It's really terrific.

Really great

So it isn't long before you – like me now though probably with more ejaculate given our relative anatomies shudder and come

You'll fall against my back and we'll sink into the mattress and leisurely separate

Though our hands will linger on my still pulsing clit