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So here we are; the final countdown, the closing credits, the end of the road. The post-orgasmic collapse. It's been an emotional journey and I feel like we've really grown together, you know? Sob, sigh...I'm so proud of you!

Now that I've finished patronising you: I hope this has been of use. I'd love to hear thoughts, ideas and even corrections on this little piece. Just don't send me pictures of your mushroom cock, ok? I get like three of those a week and always when I'm eating a sausage.