Juniper's Butt

"But I already have a job," JJ said exasperatedly.

"Your salary will be $80,000 and you get to have me."

JJ came hugely.

"Gee," he said excitedly. "That was almost a squirt."

"I have trained myself to squirt but please don't tell your mother that."

* * *

Six months after Juniper became deputy general manager at the resort, she and Jack married, her pregnancy too early to be evident.

THE END