My 21st Birthday

As I approached our table I saw Damon on the stage, this time dressed as a soldier. As I approached our table the girls were all staring at me with inquisitive looks and asking, "How was it? What was it like? Was he huge? What happened?"

I just smiled at them and said, "It was great. Best birthday gift ever. Thank you!" They continued to ask me questions, but I was looking over at Damon. He was on the other side of the stage, dancing for another group of young women who were stretching to give him money. I saw one of the girls looking at him in stunned awe and she stuffed singles down the front of his large, green-colored G-string.

I sat down and breathed deeply. I felt oddly relaxed, and happy. It really was the one of my best birthday gifts ever. I would tell the girls more of the story, later, when the time was right. I'm sure they will love it. I certainly did.