Roses

"Easy terms will be made available," said Sam, his eyes running over me. "Have you ever been ravished on a lawn while surrounded by sweet smelling roses on a bright sunny day?"

"Ah, no, Sam."

"Well, if I see you tomorrow, you will be."

"Um, your front lawn is in plain view of the street," I pointed out.

"True. Have you seen the roses I have in the back yard? You'll like them."