The Fifty Ways

Said Art to a very disturbed Simon: "No, no, no you moron! Damn it, Simon! I said Leave. L E A V E. Jesus, what were you thinking?"

The Fifty Ways

The problem is you never listen to me
Instead you think the answer is always A B C
I'd like to help you in your struggle to satisfy me
There must be fifty ways to please your lover

She said it's really not my habit to instruct you
Furthermore, don’t think my statements mean I don’t love you
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being left unused
There must be fifty ways to please your lover
Fifty ways to leave please your lover

Just give it a smack, Jack
Then give it a pat, Pat
It smells like a coy, Roy
Just make me go “EEEEE”

Lick it for luck, Chuck
You don't need to move your tongue much
Just kiss where she pees, Lee
And satisfy me.

She said it grieves me to be unsatisfied again
I think its time you learned to make some amends
I said I appreciate that and would you please demonstrate
some of those fifty ways

She said why don't we both just sleep together tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and my jeans got really tight
There must be fifty ways to please your lover
Fifty ways to please your lover

Just give it a smack, Jack
Then give it a pat, Pat
It smells like a coy, Roy
Just make me go “EEEEE”

Lick it for luck, Chuck
You don't need to move your tongue much
Just kiss where she pees, Lee
And satisfy me.