Mastur

8 Works, 85 Followers, 0 Following

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About Mastur

Born the son of poor share-croppers, I entered a contest on the back of a matchbook which read "Make Big Money Writing Erotica!" I moved to the big city, but there was no big money. I took a series of menial jobs like Assistant Sperm Bank Acquisition Technician and made money on the side with my street performances of "Nude Hamlet With Sock Puppets." One night, while passing the hat (or, sock) someone mentioned this website.

Location: East Coast

Statistic

Member since: 17 Years Ago

Updated: A Long Time Ago

Stories: 8

Followers: 85

Series published: 1