Humpty Dumpty's Fall

Mary gathered herself together and hurried across the road. She went to the archway and peered around it, she stopped and let her mouth fall open, very unmaidenly like, when she saw poor Humpty lying on the hard ground. His shell was cracked into a million pieces! Tiny lines ran in all directions. "Get Help!" he screamed at Mary, who turned and ran back the way she'd come.

Mary ran down the road until she met the King's men, she quickly told them that Humpty had fallen and needed help. Off they road to assist their friend, Humpty. But...

All the King's horses and all the King's men... couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again!

And you thought he 'just fell...'